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User:amanduriel (2357604)
Waiting for the Opportune Moment
Name:amanduriel
Location:Birmingham, West Midlands, United Kingdom
Birthdate:1983-10-22
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Bio:Disclaimer - All opinions expressed herein are the stupid and mis-guided rantings of a madwoman, and any similarities to how she actually acts while out in public are entirely accidental or due to the close proximity of annoying children.


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User Number: 2357604
Date Created:28/02/04
Number of Posts: 50

I am the star of my own Truman-Show style reality TV programme. Of course I'm not supposed to know about it, but found out in November last year at a Sci-fi Memorabilia convention in Birmingham, where people kept grabbing me and having their photograph taken with me. Best friend is also robot/camera-person. I have not let my fame go to my head, however: I still work full time in a poorly paid job. I am a hopeless romantic but unlucky at both cards and love. I am waiting for the call that my Master is ready to take over the World, whereupon I will drop everything to assist in her great task. I hate children.
Strengths: I am cunning, and an excellent strategist. I will do anything with the right motivation. I can be ruthless, and I do not quickly forget those who have crossed me. I have few morals, but will not allow cruelty to animals. My cutting sarcasm gives me an edge in all arguments, but also makes me universally unpopular wherever it is deployed.
Weaknesses: I am a professional coward, though this is unconfirmed really, as to date I have never been in a fight of any kind other than verbal. I am paranoid and tend to over-think my actions and words (you would too if they were being broadcast live to millions of people). Mention Lord Of The Rings and I usually turn into a gibbering idiot.
Special Skills: I can communicate with cats, and emit an extremely high-pitched sound, which interferes with machines’ signals and causes extreme pain in human ears. I can also cause heart attacks in anyone in hearing range by extremely loud and sudden sneezes. Have been known to cause damage to buildings this way. Not really a weapon as they are uncontrolled.
Weapons: Long nails/talons (á la Lady Deathstrike out of X-Men, only longer, sharper and more deadly) are my main weapons, these are maintained to a very high degree, and sharpened regularly. My high-frequency squeals can be used as a weapon as they cause eardrums to rupture.
Aliases: Some of them are: Amanduriel or Durie (for short), Arod, Athos, Bubdug T. Thug (the T. stands for “The”), Captain Bubdug, Lady Deathstryke, LDS (or LSD if you're dyslexic) Roll. (Not telling you any more or I won’t be able to hide anywhere.)


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Interests:110: a dogs breakfast, a team, abba, absinthe, alan davies, alexei yagudin, astronomy, back to the future, batman, benton fraser, bon jovi, bradley whitford, brandon routh, british comedy, buffy the vampire slayer, caffeine, canada, canadian men, captain jack sparrow, cats, celine dion, chaos theory, charlie sheen, chris barrie, chronicles of narnia, constable benton fraser, craig parker, david hewlett, david mccallum, david tennant, david thewlis, dean mcdermott, digital photography, dirk benedict, discworld, doctor who, dr who, driving, ds9, due south, elijah wood, enya, evanescence, ewan mcgregor, fanfiction, figure skating, frodo baggins, garfield, good omens, guinea pigs, haldir, harry potter, hobbits, ice skating, ichabod crane, illya kuryakin, james marsters, john barrowman, johnny depp, jonathan brandis, jonathan creek, josh lyman, liam neeson, lord of the rings, lotr, m*a*s*h, man from uncle, moulin rouge, mst3k, mystery science theater 3000, navy ncis, ncis, new zealand, paul gross, pirates of the caribbean, qi, reading, red dwarf, remus lupin, richard sharpe, rodney mckay, sarcasm, sci-fi, science, science fiction, sean bean, seaquest dsv, sga, shane rimmer, sleepy hollow, star trek, star trek: enterprise, star wars, stargate atlantis, stephen fry, superman, superman returns, the goons show, the west wing, three musketeers, thunderbirds, titanic, tolkien, tony curtis, torchwood, transformers, wallace and gromit, west wing, westlife, yes minister
Schools:King Edward Vi College - Stourbridge, England - West Midlands, United Kingdom (2000 - 2002)
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